| Sev: Stupid shoutbox. |
| Donny: poop! |
| Rev. Layle: text so tiny! |
| Sev: That's what SHE said! |
| wendell: h-h-hello... is this on? |
| Sev: Try tapping the mike. |
| Vykromod: I'm someone you don't personally know. I've been reading since strip 2. |
| Sev: Suuuuuure. Who is this? Is this Vykromod? You old scoundrel! |
| Vykromod: Well, there is that problem. I can't even remember where I found this link. |
| Oh No: E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) |
| Sev: Pleather to return early March. Sorry. |
| Female: Hey fellas, just stalked you here! What a coincidence, eh? |